john harvey kellogg, inventor of the breakfast cereals that many of us enjoy, thought that sex was a bad idea and masturbation was even worse. he advocated sewing boys' foreskin shut and dabbing girls' clitorises with carbolic acid.

the fellow who invented corn flakes, john kellogg, thought that all boys should be circumcised without anesthetic and all girls should have their clitorises burned with acid to discourage masturbation.

the founder of kellogg's, the cereal company, was a doctor who was obsessed with health and mental wellness. he invented corn flakes because he thought that eating cereal would curb your desire to masturbate.