there is convincing evidence that elephants call each other by name.

the first transatlantic telegraph cable was laid in 1858.

giraffes hum to each other at night. only at night.

herring fish communicate by farting.

dolphin vocal communication is sufficiently advanced that they can communicate information and recognize which other dolphin they are speaking to by telephone.

2 things most people don't know about before they have sex for the 1st time, because they never happen in the movies, in books, or in conversations with besties: queefs and post-coital seminal leakage.

someone is more likely to respond favorably if you speak into their right ear rather than their left. this includes romantic suggestions.

herring communicate by passing gas.

elephants communicate over hundreds of miles by making sounds too low for the human ear. the sound travels through the ground is picked up by other elephants via pads in their feet.

if you were on mars, it would take 21 minutes for anything you say to reach earth. there is no way to make it happen any faster, because physics.