on a bet, ernest hemingway once wrote a story that was just 6 words long:

"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."

ernest hemingway became obsessed with the idea that the fbi was watching him, to the point where he actually had electroshock therapy to rid himself of the delusion. of course, it later turned out that the fbi was watching him, under the direct orders of j. edgar hoover.

remember, gang - just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.