the average male blue whale has a penis that is 98 inches long ( a little more than 8 feet, or about 2.5 meters).
relative to their body size, male barnacles haves the largest penises in the animal kingdom.
not using one's penis for its intended purpose can cause it to shrink by 1 to 2 centimeters.
the largest human penis recorded to date was 13.5". despite what we assume must have been lucrative offers, the owner refused to do porn.
smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.
(can you afford to lose that much? no, really?)
in a ucla study, researchers found that women placed a higher value on penis girth than length. the average preferred length was 6.5 inches.
worldwide, only 30% of men are circumcised.
men get erections every hour during sleep.
a blue whale's penis is 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter.
an elephant's penis is huge...and prehensile. it can and is used as a 5th leg, fly swatter, and belly scratcher.
(it's the same for whales.)
during the cold war, the c.i.a. hatched a plan to drop gigantic condoms labeled 'medium' onto the u.s.s.r. to convince the russians that american men have bigger penises.
and really, isn't that what every war is about?
the largest human penis to date, at 13.5 inches, is owned by jonah falcon of new york.
no, i don't have his number. no, not his address, either.